I had two pumpkins, but I failed to get them screened before my brother blew them up. Yes, its a tradition for him, he takes them in the backyard, fills 'em with firecrackers and lites away. Bewm.
One was a vomiting pumpkin (using leftover crud from inside it), and the other said "SNOT! :D" People were wondering why it said that, and I simply said "He's a god."