How love Starts

[tommybricksetti]

a smile leads to a laugh

a laugh leads to a high 5

a high 5 leads to a hug

a hug leads to a kiss

a kiss leads to a make out

make out leads to a feel up

a feel up leads to a finger

a finger leads to a hand

a hand leads to a lick

a lick leads to a suck

a suck leads to a forget.

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz love is like math.

you add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

leave your solution

and pray you don't multiply

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I'm assuming this thread is stupid email spam that handicaps think is so funny. To forward around or repost in other places to try and impress others with unoriginal content.
This is one i got from a stupid aunt.

if this crap works. then me and tommy are going to be such cool people here

[IsaacKronenFaust]

Math has always been my worst subject.

[Spiderpig]

"a high 5 leads to a hug"Ima geting far

Math has always been my worst subject.

Lol

[MackTheHunter]

The last few lines that have to do with math, I knew those ones.

[DracoSoul]

How love starts? Ask Snow....

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not implying anything with the above post >.>

[Monty]

It's quite a different story when you add CH₃OH to the mix.

[Spiderpig]

Wait should it be
A high 5 leds to a hug

A hug leds to a date

A date leds to a kiss

etc becouse the way you have it sounds like your haveing love with a family member

[Spation]

It's quite a different story when you add CH₃OH to the mix.

MeOH ftw amirite?

[Doorman]

and pray you don't multiply

I laughed at this...

[tay104]

10 ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer:

it should be Red Seal

[DrMobius]

a smile leads to a laugh

a laugh leads to a high 5

a high 5 leads to a hug

a hug leads to a kiss

a kiss leads to a make out

make out leads to a feel up

a feel up leads to a finger

a finger leads to a hand

a hand leads to a lick

a lick leads to a suck

a suck leads to a forget.

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz love is like math.

you add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

leave your solution

and pray you don't multiply

I seem to be doing my math wrong after a laugh.

[Mr.Patrick]

same :o