He's trying to pretend to be cool. :3
But I is moar! Because, my story am winnor:
One day, I was at home, playing Bawkland, den, i gut baunend , then fbi cum, and i sab world wit dem. it wuz su cuel i met badspoty and then we fighted teh ebil scientist, and we turned into bawkheads and den fighted in deh bawkland and bonked deh guiy whu buanned me and we partied aull dey lung wit badspot and teh fbi. I SWEAR! IT'S TRU!