Author Topic: How to get girlfriend?  (Read 10043 times)

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1: Be nice to her
2: Leave her notes
3: Ask her if she wants to go to some place with friends
4: Get close to her, if she moves away, you have no chance. That's how I got my first girlfriend.
Notes are for Sissies

True notes are for sissies!



if she only wants to be friends, you're doing it wrong

and you're too young, etc.


1. Go to the local Fish Market
2. Buy a Trout
3. Approach girl
4. Ask to shave her mustache with your sandal
5. BEFORE she answers, smack her with the fish
6. Repeat if necessary

I laughed. HARD.

I just ate more than a full meal. The post Ronin made almost made me puke all over my computer.

well ive gotten good at the lost art of "gettin some"

but keeping a girl i don't got a clue

How old is the OP? Judging from the "yes no yes no" reply he's about 10.

« Last Edit: January 11, 2009, 09:25:42 PM by pingpeppy »

God you guys are all starfishs.

Here's what you do, you ask her to do stuff together, show interest in her. If she suggest something such as liking a certain movie it means she's hinting towards you to say something, you should then say I'll go with you if you want and so on.

Then if you want to bait her in you ask her to do stuff, one on one. Or in a group at first and always give her the most attention. If she ask for something or leans towards dating or anything like that bait and joke around about it.

Hope that helps.

If you want to do the full on approach just ask her out.

@Jess
Knowing that, doesn't it make it kind of obvious for you when a guy is coming on to you?
Meh, must be awkward.

@Jess
Knowing that, doesn't it make it kind of obvious for you when a guy is coming on to you?
Meh, must be awkward.

Ya but you always have the safety of saying i'm just being over-friendly, it's not like you said hey lets date, you're playing it safe and being a simple "Cool" friend, even though you want much more.

You'll notice that she'll start hinting for dating and stuff if all that pans out as a cool friend.

get a headcrab and put it on your head.
Girls love the headcrabs.
Make sure you don't turn into a zombie though.

@Jess
Knowing that, doesn't it make it kind of obvious for you when a guy is coming on to you?
Meh, must be awkward.

I didn't really answer that question.

Yes it's always obvious, but i'd rather get to know a guy alot more and hangout with him first one on one instead of "Hey baby lets go out". No thats stupid i want to get to know the guy first.

Yes she might catch on but girls like that alot more.