Osht! Caught in the act.

[tails]

she didn't tell my mom that I slept naked...

I always sleep naked, Whats your point :o

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[Monty]

Some people have bad beds, therefore sleep in their underwear.

[TheLegomaster]

I always sleep naked, Whats your point :o

I have teh night gown >:D

[Doorman]

I always sleep naked, Whats your point :o

Anyway, my parents don't want to even think about me sleeping naked, let alone know.

[VerticalHorizon]

The only time I ever got caught: I was about 12, minding my own business jackin' some meat in my room when my dad walked in, he asked me where I learned how to do it, I told him (Personal stuff, not explaining) and he said in these exact words: "I'm not telling mom, this is between us, if you wanna jack off that's your own business, anything to keep you from getting a girl pregnant or something" and he left.

[Lua]

That was awesome ^^

[tay104]

lol vh
I've been caught by just about everyone of my family members,  because they cant loving knock, nothing awkward though just me bitching at everyone about knocking...

[Rubrick]

I have never been caught in the act, but I have been caught after ward because I maturbate before i go to bed and I fall asleep afterward.





me too one time i was faping at night then I was half naked In the mourning luckily my mom slept in.

[Randomguy]

I make sure whatever I do is in the privacy of either my locked bedroom, a bathroom, or a shower.

[General Nick]

I haven't been caught...yet...

I've walked in a couple of times on my brother though o.o'

(I open door to bro's room)
Me: Hey do you have the Red Alert 3 CD?
Brother: (Quickly covering up pants) WHAT!?
Me: NEVRMIND Dx (notice tissue on laptop...)

ewww, i need to go look at something to get my mind off this.

[mr. jeffry]

he had drugs, or did he pee his pants?

[tails]

he had drugs, or did he pee his pants?

...

[Lua]

he had drugs, or did he pee his pants?

You know what ? I should punch you in the face for saying that.

[Diargon]

he had drugs, or did he pee his pants?

First how old are you and second of all jacking off means your dad is "wrestling" with Mr.Happy

[Zenthos]

Well, the topic kinda came up in the "procrastination2" thread, and I thought the stories were pretty funny. This is just kind of an expansion to that.

Have you ever been caught masturbating? What happened? Have you ever caught someone else masturbating? Again, go into detail.

I'll start off. Only once for me, about a year ago. Was fapping in my room and my dad thought I wasn't home, so he opened up my door to toss in some of my clothes that had just been cleaned. There was this awkward half second or so where we just kinda stared, and he goes "Sorry. I'll knock next time" and shuts the door. Then I hear him laughing his ass off in the hallway outside my room.

Lol he laughed...