(1)kills you while you build (2)kills you while you type (3)sets event bombs (4)says that ids in the 1000s are noobs, when the noob has an id in the 8000s (5)spams (6)places bricks rapidly in another persons build (7)says "nub, No0b, 1337, 7331, liek, i **** my dad" (8)makes a kill button and thinks that they are an event master (10)makes a post named, OMGROFLLol1337!$$$@^@$^@
now its your turn to comment with more traits or names of noobs! :D