I guarantee you'll get results. :D
Better yet, find the nearest car that's been parked by your apartment/house (for, let's say, an hour) and toss your computer on it from the nearest window. I guarantee you'll get results. :D
But does it crush cars?
Whats with all the viruses guys? Whats happening?
System Restore?
Use Chuck Norris.
Haha today in English class there was a sub and he asked for an example of something thats intrepid and I got this one kid to say Chuck Norris and he got in trouble for "watching too much television"