Haha the first real impact felt by the citizens from the insane economic explosion is a lack of loving frosting.
Not the fact that DOW, the plastic industry, is running itself into the ground, not the fact that all the american banks are imploding. No, it's the MOTHERloving FROSTING.
Actually I'd be pissed too if my pop tarts came with less frosting, forget man I feel your pain.
Edit: Just wait until DOW explodes, then the frosting will come ON THE POP TART!