EGG NUKE INSTRUCTIONS
1. Get a large, metal bowl
2. Get 5 dozen eggs
3. Get a bottle of vinegar
4. Get several of your powerful peepz
5. Pack as many eggs as you can into the bowl (be sure to break one or two)
6. Fill the rest of the space in the bowl with the vinegar
7. Drive to your enemy's house
8. Get your 'strongest peepz' to help you launch the noxious mixture over your enemy's fence
9. ???
10. Profit.
Really, this makes THE WORST possible mess to clean up in your enemy's yard. It smells like stuff and burns your nose, but the longer they go without cleaning it (NOT THAT IT'S EASY TO CLEAN) the eggs start to rot, mixing with the vinegar smell to make an absolutely DEADLY smell filling their yard, house, and even angering their neighbors.