Author Topic: Pain  (Read 12275 times)

So today I went to eat one of those pizza rolls and the out side wast cool so I was like "its ok to eat'' then I go to put in my mouth and its HOT! so I started flipping out on my floor. That was the worse 5min ever :(

So, share your pain here

I fell, ON THE GROUND D:
i got this big cut thing
did hurt

My parents offered me to go to the beach (we were in Australia) but I wanted to stay in the pool for some reason. Alone at the holiday resort, with my brother up in the hotel room, I swam around.
Some bitch I bonded with on a holiday to Australia decided to swing me in the pool. I was cool with it, until he didn't let go (by accident?) and smacked me into a jagged tile on the side of the swimming pool. I asked if it was ok, he said "not a scratch" followed by "your not going to tell on me?" I said no and ran off, only to find my chin was cut open. I held a towel up to it and ran to the door. I needed to buzz in to the room where my brother was so he could unlock the door, but the line was busy for ages. Eventually I got into the room and my parents came back shortly after, a little pissed. We used butterfly stitches and now the scar is tiny, light, and on my chin so you cant see it.

My parents offered me to go to the beach (we were in Australia) but I wanted to stay in the pool for some reason. Alone at the holiday resort, with my brother up in the hotel room, I swam around.
Some bitch I bonded with on a holiday to Australia decided to swing me in the pool. I was cool with it, until he didn't let go (by accident?) and smacked me into a jagged tile on the side of the swimming pool. I asked if it was ok, he said "not a scratch" followed by "your not going to tell on me?" I said no and ran off, only to find my chin was cut open. I held a towel up to it and ran to the door. I needed to buzz in to the room where my brother was so he could unlock the door, but the line was busy for ages. Eventually I got into the room and my parents came back shortly after, a little pissed. We used butterfly stitches and now the scar is tiny, light, and on my chin so you cant see it.
Holy shat.

When i was getting off my chair my knee hit the desk and it made a cut it was bleeding alot. (i still have it today but not bleeding) the other day i pulled my chair back i ran over my big toe it was bleeding alot as well.

2 things on day i was on my bike heading up a steep hill but fell of and a metal sharp rock stabed into my arm then my mom stuck a ear cleaner in it OMG and i still have a scar. Then i was a the skate park and i jumped and slid through some dry dirt and slid off my bike and slid scared my other arm and its still there!

Roller blading/ Walking dog, I tripped on sidewalk crack and my dog dragged me on my face for a block. Ouch.

Hit by a car,
Broke my arm falling off a trampoline.
Broke a rib falling off my bike
Hit by a car... again.
Hit by a chair at a party (Thrown)
Golf ball to the nuts

When I was young I was drying myself infront of a gas fire, and my butt touched the glass as I bent down to pick my towel up and I burnt it. I ran around the house naked screaming. Epic lol.

About, half of my life ago:  Riding on a bike, going on a sharp turn, flew off of my bike; my knee jabbed into a rock.  Blood was everywhere, hurt like a bitch.

Around the same time as before:  Rolling blading up my drive way, I suddenly fell and my teeth went through the area right below my lip.  Felt like my bottom lip had been ripped off.

Like, a week ago: Modelling that Megaman Zero in my clay topic, was cutting off a solid piece of clay, knife shot back into my thumb.  I saw my bone :O.  Yeah, I was in pain, but I was really only paying attention to the fact that I got to see my bone for the first time.

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Around the same time as before:  Rolling blading up my drive way, I suddenly fell and my teeth went through the area right below my lip.  Felt like my bottom lip had been ripped off.


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Random accidents:
- Running and hit the edge of the table, couldn't put any weight on my left foot for a week.
- Fell off my scooter 4 years back.
- When I was 6 I would run and then slide on my knees in this really long and slippery hallway in school, one time I slid too late and couldn't stop so my knee hit the side of something metal, don't remember exactly what it was. It was bleeding all over and I still got a pretty big scar.

Parkour/free running accidents
- Hit my knee really hard when trying to vault
- Hurt my back on a railing, couldn't walk for 5 minutes, and then had trouble walking for three days.
- Purple balls climbing over a fence.
- Sprained ankles when front flipping.
- Random scratches and bruises everywhere.
- Didn't make this jump over a large staircase, my ankles took all the impact on the last step.

Oh and pubertal gynecomastia, my right nipple.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2008, 05:53:01 PM by Vertzer »

Habanero in my eye. loving burned like hell.

Random accidents:
- Running and hit the edge of the table, couldn't put any weight on my left foot for a week.
- Fell off my scooter 4 years back.
- When I was 6 I would run and then slide on my knees in this really long and slippery hallway in school, one time I slid too late and couldn't stop so my knee hit the side of something metal, don't remember exactly what it was. It was bleeding all over and I still got a pretty big scar.

Parkour/free running-  accidentstuff my knee really hard when trying to vault
- Hurt my back on a railing, couldn't walk for 5 minutes, and then had trouble walking for three days.
- Purple balls climbing over a fence.
- Sprained ankles when front flipping.
- Random scratches and bruises everywhere.
- Didn't make this jump over a large staircase, my ankles took all the impact on the last step.

Id like to get into that.

Heres two things that happened to me with the same friends lol

The first thing was last year.  It was winter so there was ice on the sidewalk and streets, so i bent down to tie my shoe, and they thought it would be funny to ditch me lol because I was goin to his house for the first time, and i had no idea where I was.
So i was runnin after them, catchin up quick as hell when all of a sudden I slip on some Ice, and I almost balance myself up but then my backpack is still above me, so it like lifted me up and I fell.
We were crackin up, and I thought i was fine.
Then i got to his house and lifted my jeans up and saw that my whole knee was sanded off lol, there was blood all inside my jeans!

Then the second time was a few months ago
I was walkin home, and my friend was drivin by, so he told me to get onto the hood of his car lol
Then his speeds like what felt like 50 mph lol, but he had to slow s ohe could turn the curb, and I thought he was stoppin, and i was sliding off the hood so i panicked and jumped off cause i didnt want to get run over lol
I almost balanced myself again,
But failed,
Again lol.
And i got the same injury as the last accident i just told you about lol =D

Random accidents:
- When I was 6 I would run and then slide on my knees in this really long and slippery hallway in school, one time I slid too late and couldn't stop so my knee hit the side of something metal, don't remember exactly what it was. It was bleeding all over and I still got a pretty big scar.
power slides.  epic.