Beard or Cow

[Jaymz]

I'd want a cow, so i could live out harvest moon.

[Ad Bot]

[Sockton]

Can i have a cow with a beard? D:

[Fizzles]

indeed.

indubitably.

[NickTheSushi]

Can i have a cow with a beard? D:

Or a beard that owns a cow.

[Regulith]

Or a beard that owns a cow.

Or a beard SHAPED like a cow!

[NickTheSushi]

Or a beard SHAPED like a cow!

But you wouldn't get milk.

[Regulith]

But you wouldn't get milk.

But you would get a beard. Which I chose.

[NickTheSushi]

But you would get a beard. Which I chose.

THINK OF THE CEREAL! Poor, poor dry cereal...

[Fizzles]

Is the beard the beard of Chuck Norris? Then people could run up to you rub your beard and start flying. :D

[NickTheSushi]

Is the beard the beard of Chuck Norris? Then people could run up to you rub your beard and start flying. :D

What.

[Fizzles]

What.

Peter Pan reference. Like pixy dust but manly.

[Regulith]

THINK OF THE CEREAL! Poor, poor dry cereal...

I love dry cereal. Milk makes it all soggy and nasty.
(I was lactose intolerant when I was little so I never learned to like it.)

[DrMobius]

What if the cow had an "accident" and died when it had that "accident"?

[Spation]

What if the cow had an "accident" and died when it had that "accident"?

Depends purely on the accident.

[Rughugger]

Beard. I don't wanna shovel cow crap again....