Mustard

[General Omega]

Which is why this topic was made.

[Ad Bot]

[Grumpy]

almost no thought into them.

Idiocy in my topic, oh noes D:

[Mustard]

Well, you could of said like "Voicechat"

[Radial543]

I'm Radial543, ID 789, and I don't approve of this condiment!

[Invalid]

I like Ketchup?

Couple years back, my friends and I made a story of how mustard was made. It went like this:

One day, a farmer was working on his farm, when he saw his horse stuff out some...stuff. He took it and showed it to his neighbor, farmer #2. Farmer #2 and Farmer #1 decided to stop corn into, considering they were completely insane. And so, they started to stomp corn into the horse stuff. Eventually, they came out with what we call Mustard. They put it in a jar and sold it to people, and they got loving rich. The name was actually a hint to the secret recipe, but it's been hidden over time.

MustTERD. Terd=Crap=stuff.
Now, it's been changed to Mustard ever since Ima B. Utthead discovered the truth...she had to be taken care of.

And that is how Mustard was invented. Farm.

[General Omega]

To the above poster. [/respect]. Honestly, I like to keep my drama topics with a little decency and not filled up with spam as you have just done.