ok i was mucking around with events trying to find a way to permanently do something to a player using relays AND I DID IT :D!
events as follows:
onactivate, self, firerelay
onrelay, self, firerelay
onrelay, self, ifvariable, player <leave space blank>, equals <leave space blank>
onvariabletrue, player/client, <the event you want to do>
credits for this acheivement:
brains: Me
invention: Me
Testing: Flying Ace, Me, and some random people on ace's server.
enjoy.