One way to carry a cell phone.

[Grumpy]

So I was out walking and then I saw this lady walk by and her stuffty cell phone was attached by a string to her pony tail so I was like wtf. Any of you guys have seen this?

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You should have grabbed it and ran away.

[Grumpy]

But she had her punked out husband with her D: