Fat ass D:

[zoneark]

Now shes back and is at my house what do i do to keep her from taking over my computer/room because my mom/dad wont do anything about it.  Fun fact she wieghs over 300 pounds. D:

1 year ago.

a fat chick sat on me when i was in phoenix arizona. almost broke my back shes very rude and mean. im sad to say shes my dads friends daughter D:

Also im pretty sure this should be in off-topic.

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[CopBlock]

I'll get the shotgun.
EDIT:Got it http://www.frontiernet.net/~wbyman/BigShotgun.jpg

[Dropshock]

Lock the door, barricade.

[Nero]

I'll get the shotgun.

The double barreled one right?

[Spenny]

If she goes near, push her to the floor. She won't be able to get up.

[CopBlock]

Spenny I lol'd,also I broke the page :3.
EDIT:I took away the pic,and put link.

[zoneark]

If she goes near, push her to the floor. She won't be able to get up.

I should try that. 

[Goron]

I was expecting something totally different.

[Ghoul]

Get a diet-pill-cannon. Get her to talk. Once she opens her mouth, fire the cannon consistently into her mouth. With enough shots, you should be able to take a 100 pounds or so off.

However, I still suggest you get the shotgun. It might get rough if she doesn't agree to open up.

[Azerath]

I should try that. 

Seriously, do it.
Also, if you have a lock, lock it. You'd be lucky to have a lock, since I don't. :(

[tcxxx572]

make the computer run really slow, and she will hate it, then you just get off all the extra things that where running. or install lesbian research after she gets on and show it to your parents.

[Ghoul]

Tcxxx is right. Get a couple of torrents going and she'll be in HEAVEN.

[Reactor Worker]

The best plan: Obliterate her self-esteem

Arsenal:

• Diet/fashion magazines
• Diet pills
• Pictures of whales, hippos and other large creatures
• List of 101 funniest fat people jokes

Spread liberally around the room. Preferably in large, easily noticeable piles.

[Doorman]

That could work... I should try that with my fatass problems.

[General Nick]

Watch out, if it vomits on you or your close enough when it explodes, it'll explode bile all over you! Bile attracts horde, so watch the forget out.

Shove them back before shooting, and some specimens are able to have great athleticism while still being a fatass.


They mainly lurk around fast food buildings.