Author Topic: Fat ass D:  (Read 8300 times)



Now shes back and is at my house what do i do to keep her from taking over my computer/room because my mom/dad wont do anything about it.  Fun fact she wieghs over 300 pounds. D:

1 year ago.
Also im pretty sure this should be in off-topic.

You live in Phoenix?
Don't worry, Miga is here to help.

You live in Phoenix?
Don't worry, Miga is here to help.

Oh, nice! Me to. :D

Don't worry, I'll have that Pill Cannon prep'd and good to go in no time.

Shoot a couple for me, Ghoul.

Oh, nice! Me to. :D

Don't worry, I'll have that Pill Cannon prep'd and good to go in no time.

:D
We should totally go to zoneark's house and save him from the boomerfatass.

dont let it vomit or explode bile on you

To make sure it won't touch anything on your computer, turn it off, then unplug it from power strip.

She'll try once or twice, then ask you what's wrong with it, just say that it's been acting up and hasn't been working for awhile.

Also do what RW said.

And remember; THINK BEFORE YOU SHOOT!

I'm in Arizona, but 3 hours away from you guys :(

Hah, when I went to the grand canyon, we drove up from Pheonix.

We drove 2 loving hours around the damn loving hole in the Earth just to look at it from the other loving side, which was totally pointless.


The best plan: Obliterate her self-esteem

Arsenal:

  • Diet/fashion magazines
  • Diet pills
  • Pictures of whales, hippos and other large creatures
  • List of 101 funniest fat people jokes

Spread liberally around the room. Preferably in large, easily noticeable piles.
I think thats a good idea.

I think thats a good idea.
Yep,also put one of those "BEFORE:(Fat chick) AFTER:(Skinny chick)" up  on your wall :3

Yep,also put one of those "BEFORE:(Fat chick) AFTER:(Skinny chick)" up  on your wall :3
We saw this video in health class of people with 'before' and 'after' effects of crystal meth.

Everyone was forgeted up, then there was a fat chick in before and after she looked like Jess.