Okay, multiple options (Not all applying to packer):
A) Stop with your
-Furry special interest
-Smoking Habit
-Drug habit
-Hermit-based lifestyle
B) Take up:
-Cycling
-Jogging
-Weight Loss pills
-Throwing up
-Any other form of weight loss
C) Do:
-Be the massacre-maker in another over-hyped mall shooting
Etc.