You haven't been on Steam in 124 days.
*whip crack*
Zaie: *Attempts to log on Steam*
GF: Where are you!?
Zaie: On the PC!
GF: Get off that stuff right now, I want you to brown town me!
Zaie: forget OFF BITCH! I'M PLAYING GARRY'S MOD SO COULD YOU HOLD ON FOR A COUPLE OF GOD DAMN HOURS!?
GF: What's your problem!?!?
Zaie: forget off bitch!