Well, just to get into the Christmas spirit, I tried telling everyone that I could that Santa isn't real. Of course i got banned, but, this one was the funniest:
I got banned 2 times from mikery's server. The first time I was banned because "SANTA IS REAL!!!1iyuf8u98u3!!!" Then I came back after€ my 1 min ban and told them that they where a bunch of 8 year old that can't handle loosing an argument so they just ban people. Then they banned me for the second time with this:

I love Christmas. But if you are going to start some stupid flame about how santa is real, read this:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Santa_Claus_realHowever, Santa Claus was initially created by Coca-Cola to boost sales, and it worked. This is the true origin of Santa.