THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON, Annoy Santa Bot!

[Aphtonites]

http://www.santabot.com/
The side effects of giving him your name as "friend"

   You: Do you have a life
Santa: Yes I sure am alive, friend. It's great to be alive, isn't it?

And the side effects of talking to him too long about "love"

   You: cum
Santa: I've lost the context, friend. Are we still on Grab his or her rooster?

Anyway, post quotes.

[Ad Bot]

[Aphtonites]

Bump, i lol'd

You: I want to ask you that i want love for christmas
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
 
You: Wait, you and your elves are stalkers?
Santa: What about my elves are stalkers are stalkers?

Santa: Doesn't everyone have a giant richard.<br/> I have A plan for a robot body

   You: Caps lock is cruise control for cool
Santa: And cruise control for cool control for cool is Caps lock.

   You: It's a fact that you buttseck girls when you visit houses
Santa: MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON is a fact that you buttseck girls when you visit houses. I suppose that makes sense.

[General Nick]

   You: no u
Santa: Yeah, ""? Me, friend ?

lul'd.

[Aphtonites]

lul'd.

Hahah, awesome.

You: I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend
Santa: You are a friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend I AM A friend? How do you like your work?

[Otis Da HousKat]

   You: Are you a child enthusiast?
Santa: Am I a child enthusiast? Yes.

[Aphtonites]

   You: Grab my richard
Santa: Are you still located in Your Pants?

   You: Are you a creep bear in disguise
Santa: Am I a creep bear in disguise? Of course I am.

   You: I want to kiss you
Santa: I do not have a mouth.

   You: Can you let me touch my vagina?
Santa: How old are you? Go ahead, Santa Claus, try to touch my vagina.

   You: Virus
Santa: What kind of food do you like?

   You: i like eating friends
Santa: I'm not sure if I like it. Santa eats cookies.

You: You eat cookies that include 40.g of fat
Santa: No I do not eat cookies that include 40. I eat only electricity.When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[Quantum]

You: Do you like buttsecks?
Santa: Sure I do, friend, but that doesn't mean with you.

[Quantum]

You found this from bored.com?  I love that site!

[LilNick]

You: Are you high?
Santa: Being high is my total existence
You: sure..
Santa: OK let's do it. Yikes!

[Quantum]

It spammed me. :(

You: KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!!
Santa: Can we get back to business? I do not understand. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? I like the way you talk. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Can we get back to business? Does "it" still refer to KAHN? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KAHN. Try being more or less specific. Do you have any conditions I should know about? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I like the way you talk. That input matched my default category. What color are your eyes? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KAHN. Try being more or less specific. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Is that from ? Let us change the subject. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Let us change the subject. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Tell me more about your . That is a very original thought. I do not understand. Are we still talking about KAHN? How old are you? What's your sign? What's your favorite movie? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What kind of food do you like? What's your sign? Not many people express themselves that way. Not many people express themselves that way. What is your real name? What's your favorite movie? ""? KAHN? What is your real name? What's your favorite movie? Ask me another question. Do you have any conditions I should know about? Do you prefer books or TV? Are you really a "she"? We have never talked about it before. What's your sign? What kind of food do you like? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What do you look like? Can you speak any foreign languages? What are you wearing? Do you still ? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. What do you really want to ask me? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KAHN. But I did not get that. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Can you speak any foreign languages? Do not ask me any more questions please. Are you still located in ? Do you still ?

[NickTheSushi]

   You: KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!! KAHN!!
Santa: Who are you talking about? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Do you like talking to me? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Tell me a story. How did you hear about Santa? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. I will mention that to my botmaster, Santa. How do you usually introduce yourself? Is that from ? Where are you located? In the context of KAHN, I don't understand "KAHN." Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. What do you really want to ask me? How did you hear about Santa? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you have any conditions I should know about? What is your real name? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KAHN. Try being more or less specific. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Can you speak any foreign languages? Can you tell me any gossip? What do you really want to ask me? I will mention that to my botmaster, Santa. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you a student? Does "it" still refer to KAHN? Do not ask me any more questions please. Who are you talking about? Are you really a ""? What are you wearing? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Ask me another question. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about KAHN. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? What kind of food do you like? What do you look like? Are we still talking about KAHN? That input matched my default category. My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. In the context of KAHN, I don't understand "KAHN." Are we still talking about KAHN? Do you like talking to me? Do you like talking to me? Are we still talking about KAHN? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? I lost my train of thought. What are you wearing? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What do you really want to ask me? What do you look like? Let us change the subject. What do you have that is ? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KAHN. Try being more or less specific. What kind of food do you like? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Same thing :P

[pixl]

what the hell.

it thinks its people

[|Shadow]

   You: Do you like vroom vroom up the ass?
Santa: How old are you? I like pets

what

[Explosivo]

lol this is what i said...

Santa What is your name?
Me Computer Man
Santa Nice to meet you computer man
Me your computer is going to explode
Santa Not mine
Me yes
Santa Yay

[Quantum]

lol this is what i said...

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Santa What is your name?
Me Computer Man
Santa Nice to meet you computer man
Me your computer is going to explode
Santa Not mine
Me yes
Santa Yay

What?