OH HOLY forget THIS THING IS DEMONIC.http://www.tbotech.com/c2-taser.htm
Kick some major ass with that, I'd just leave it on full, and sit there for an hour until the person gave up.
Ladder? Real men risk their lives by building a grappling hook as the first thing they ever do with metal!
I suggest you buy the Darwin Awards book and then get back to me on this so called "Real Man" test.Better yet I want to hit you with said book.