Guy: hao 2 walk?
Me: press and hold W.
Guy: NOOZZZ IM RUNNING N00B!
Me: Since i'm a nice guy, I'll tell you this: hold down C then hold down W.
Guy: FUK U STP IT NAO IM BABY STPPING!!!111
Me: Those are the only 2 speeds at which you can walk.
Guy: FUK YOU THERES MORE I KNW THRES MOAR IMMA REPORT YOU TO BADSPOT.
30 sec. pass
Guy: hao 2 report
Me: Go to player list, choose you're name, and adjust the ban date.
Noob has been banned for 100 days Reason: BADSPOT HELP N00B WON'T TELL ME HAO 2 WALK
Laughed my ass off.