What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[PandaBL]

Well i was at fungusamongus's server and i dont quite remember what was in the chat, but a picture is worth a thousand words?

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[Masterlegodude]

What does that guy have against pandas?


 

[ryu hayabusa]

MY snake IS BLEEDING

[ipodmemorizer55]

"How do I become admin"

[ruiner369]

'I haz a pet kiwi. It lives onf my rof, and ity eats kiwis. Sinze I has a silo it gos in der to pee somrtims. it poops on teh porch, so i clean it up and put kiwi fruits in it and make him eat it. he ways 345 pounds'

Translation = 'I have a pet Kiwi, which is an animal. It lives on my roof, and it eats kiwis, the fruit. Since I have a silo it goes in there to pee sometimes. It craps on the porch, so I clean it up and put kiwi-fruits in the crap and force him to eat it. He weighs about 345 pounds'

Isn't that stupid? Stupid animal-abuser, but he probably doesn't have one, depending where he lives. And it just so happens Kiwis are one of my favorite animals, so it extra pisses me off. Stupid tard, lying or not.


EDIT: The guys name was Eradication. Alt of Darkwolf14, and Guns And Roses, and some other handicapped names he made up.

[Talent74]

"c4n i h4z 4md33n"

[Blockoman]

I have a feeling that you're making this up, just to jump on the bandwagon.
FAKE AND GAY

[Spartan923]

Not on The Game, but its on the forums...

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itsa snake!


Heeheehee

[Vertigo]

Im in grade 8 so im smarter than u.

[Arcleader]

Well i was at fungusamongus's server and i dont quite remember what was in the chat, but a picture is worth a thousand words?

Are you sure it wasn't a typo and he was trying to say that construction on his panda furry, black, white, and bamboo-eating build was completed?

[ruiner369]

I have a feeling that you're making this up, just to jump on the bandwagon.
FAKE AND GAY

You suck. It really happened. It was on some guy my friend showed me signature. It was hilarious. I'm still trying to figure out his name...(Oh let me guess, since I forgot I'm lying, right? Hahahah, blocklanders....)

[Cybertails1998]

BUMP

[popman98]

"MY snake IS TURNING BLUE!!!"

[Connected!]

I LIEK CHIKENPEACE

[John1701]

Just Happened today:

At the front desk of my hotel the bell has an event where it removes 10 health every time you press it to prevent spamming.
I forget his name so i will call him Mr. Creosote
Mr. Creosote: (presses button) I want a room
Me: (in basement lab) I will be right there
Mr. Creosote: (rings 6 more times) WHY AM I LOSEING HEALTH!
Me:The button removs it
Mr. Creosote:WHY
Me: to prevent spaming
Mr. Creosote: (presses 3 more times dying) I JUST ******* DIED!
Me: then stop pressing it. 
Mr. Creosote:(presses over and over dying about 6 times)
Me:(finishes eventing with the pause) and goes to desk
Mr. Creosote:( he had Bridge-Built a spawn point directly in front of the bell and kept on repeating the cycle)
(I have admin tags, basically like admin shields)
Me: Stop it Or i will ban you
Mr. Creosote:Who the hell are you, your not an admin.
Me: I am the host
Mr. Creosote: OH CRAP!
-Mr. Creosote has left the game-
Other guy comes in (i have a modded version of blood and gore): What is with all thease bleeding body parts?
Me: (This was the source of the name i made up): Mr. Creosote