What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[Yo-Yo Kirby]

We were on Tango's server, and this guy with the word ghost in his name joined. He started freaking out when we didn't clear a lot for him to build on, so we clear it. He spams. So we clear the spam. Then he's pissed and talks about how he's going to call a school on us and how we could've "won" but we were the worst server. Once we started acting all sarcastic and saying "YAY WE'RE THE WORST HIGH FIVE"  he says that he's going to tell everyone not to come to our server. No, we didn't ban him because we were entertained.

[Ad Bot]

[LOLDUDE64]

Guy: can you set timescale 2
Me: No.
Guy: it makes me load faster

I had a picture of it somewhere, but I don't remember what it's called.

That might've been me... because I remember telling someone a long time ago to speed up the timescale because I thought it made me load faster.

[LOLDUDE64]

I don't know what this means exactly...

Let me grammar-ize that:
"I can't play without my jets."

[ciber spy]

"You spelled your name wrong"
1 in 7 people I meet on the internet say that

[Funkadelic]

Him "Could I have admin?" Me "Why do you think I would give you that?" Him "So I could change to any map I want." Me "Your so f*cking banned"

[Teneksi]

[viper30000]

Oh god lol^

[JoeDerringer]

Guy: OKAY IVE BEEN TO 3 SERVERS NOW AND DEY ALL TALL ME TPO PRESS ALT F4 TO PLANT A BRICK AND IT KEEPS KIKING ME OT!
Admin: You must be doing it wrong.
Guy: NAO I AM NOTT!!111
Admin: Well, your game must have the Alt glitch.
Admin: Uninstall Blockland, re download it, and then come back and try Alt F4.
Guy: KAY BRB GAIS
--------20 minutes or so later--------
Guy: MMKAY I DID ALL DAT SOZ I STILL PRESS ALT F4??
Admin: Yes.
Guy: KAY
---Guy Spawns---
Guy: THIS BETTER WORK OR ILL HAVE BADPOT BANN YOU HES MY BRUTHER
Guy has left the game
--1 minute later--
Guy: HOLY ******* HELL YOU GAIS WHY WONT IT ******* WOOORKRKKRKRKRBCBVJHVBLKDFKSG HVGBSADFJK
Admin: I'm not sure. Joe, would you know?
Me: Yeah dude uninstall blockland, re-download it, and restart your computer, wait 10 minutes then come back and do alt-f4.
Guy: MMK
We never saw him again.

[Aeschylus]

Guy: OKAY IVE BEEN TO 3 SERVERS NOW AND DEY ALL TALL ME TPO PRESS ALT F4 TO PLANT A BRICK AND IT KEEPS KIKING ME OT!
Admin: You must be doing it wrong.
Guy: NAO I AM NOTT!!111
Admin: Well, your game must have the Alt glitch.
Admin: Uninstall Blockland, re download it, and then come back and try Alt F4.
Guy: KAY BRB GAIS
--------20 minutes or so later--------
Guy: MMKAY I DID ALL DAT SOZ I STILL PRESS ALT F4??
Admin: Yes.
Guy: KAY
---Guy Spawns---
Guy: THIS BETTER WORK OR ILL HAVE BADPOT BANN YOU HES MY BRUTHER
Guy has left the game
--1 minute later--
Guy: HOLY ******* HELL YOU GAIS WHY WONT IT ******* WOOORKRKKRKRKRBCBVJHVBLKDFKSG HVGBSADFJK
Admin: I'm not sure. Joe, would you know?
Me: Yeah dude uninstall blockland, re-download it, and restart your computer, wait 10 minutes then come back and do alt-f4.
Guy: MMK
We never saw him again.

nice job giving us a fake

[Treynolds416]

lol its still funny though

[curiosblockland6]

"where is the numpad"

I was teaching this noob to build... -_-'

[Trogtor]

"where is the numpad"

I was teaching this noob to build... -_-'

Maybe he had a laptop Dumb ass.

[Sniper-471]

"JESSE is bad at slaying monsters"

I'm not kidding, Someone said this on a server i was on.

[Commander sushi]

"wwo......it caled building not spaming"
Please note he didnt build witha baseplate

[Butler]

Maybe he had a laptop Dumb ass.

then he would have said that he didn't have one, not where is it.