What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say on Blockland?

[Aeschylus]

WTH MAN HALF LIFE DOES SUX

[Ad Bot]

[blockhead55]

snake joined the game.
Pens: snake POWERS gfgjiytyufdcvbyy(keyboard smashing)
snake has been Banned reason: I forgot this

[Blaze0]

How do you turn yourself into a horse?
For those that don't know,
onActivate/Player/ChangeDataBlock/Horse
                                               Cannon
                                               Tank Turret

Fixed.

[xXGhostXx]

snake joined the game.
Pens: snake POWERS gfgjiytyufdcvbyy(keyboard smashing)
snake has been Banned reason: I forgot this

God damn the internet these days.

[tkepahama]

God damn the internet these days.

Yeah, unfortunatly, that is how it is.

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

Whats love?
He was 14

[Trogtor]

Whats love?
He was 14

Doubt it.

Really

[Mr.Noßody]

Oh no!  An 8 year old insulted you! 

Your saying everyone who sees Jerkface in-game is 8 years old?

[Col. Burton]

HOW DARE YOU
YOU WANT TO BUTTforget SOME WEIRD FLOATING TWILIGHT CREATURE PERSON
YOU
ARE NO MAN

k

[SgtDaemon]

A Random guy just joined mah server. Forgot his name.
Random guy: Wawz miacrft is s0 kool!!!!111!11!
Me: yeah it is.
Random guy again: But dat blocklnad sux my dik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(held down the ! button  for about 5 minutes)
Me: uhh....This is blockland.
Random guy: WAT
Random guy: U LIR
Random guy: THUS IS MECRFWT UR NUUB!!!!!11!1!
Me: ......
Me: Check the console.
Random guy: FUUUU I BHRT DIS SIT GAMEW UR ALL cigaretteGZ FUK U ALL DUMBASEZ!!!!!!!!!!!111111!1!
And he leaved.
Also:
A guy joined. Then he asked: "haow 2 start Blokland???"
Seriously.

[dorkdotdan]

A guy joined. Then he asked: "haow 2 start Blokland???"
Seriously.

Doubt it.

[curiosblockland6]

"..... i saw the forgeten tiney words mother forgeter forgeten NOOBS like you mother forgeter are so annoying forget"

[Isaac Fox]

I was at Badspot's Block Party when I heard some guy say this:

"TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF"
"NOW GRAB YOUR snake"
"AND SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN"
"NOW GRAB DORA"

He got banned by Ephialtes before he could finish.

[Yosher]

I was ready to take on 3 people at once for my family but they chose to make somthing up by saying they was talking about his car and man they got lucky I had no proof because im bigger than you think and I dont put up with bull stuff when I was 12 somone started talking stuff bout my sister to my face and I got back in his face he was 14 and 3 times my size and I got him to back off because I was PISSED! And im the worst thing to mess with while pissed off  I cussed someone out for honking there horn at me while I was walkign down the road I told him that if he honks his horn again i'll slice his ass beleive me I aint nice.

[Mega-Bear]

I was at Badspot's Block Party when I heard some guy say this:

"TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF"
"NOW GRAB YOUR snake"
"AND SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN"
"NOW GRAB DORA"

He got banned by Ephialtes before he could finish.

lol ephi