Chatting With Apple :D

[Colten]

Hi, my name is Robin A. Welcome to Apple!
Hello
Hello!
Im looking for a computer and I cant seem to find it
Would you like some assistance with your shopping?
Are you looking for a desktop or laptop model?
Desktop, I saw a commercial fo rit
Its the touchscreen
We do not have touchscreens but I can give you a link to our iMacs.
Are you sure, I saw a commercial. "I want to touch"
It was all one computer.
Click here for iMac
I thought apples were the only ones that did that
Sorry, Macs do not have that feature. What type of work would you be doing?
I like the Macbook
Do they all have that nice of a picture/
Very clear
Yes
What is the newest OS from mac?
Leopard
Can you buy new parts for macs?
Like if I wanted a better GPU
No you cannot.
May I help with any other product or order questions before you proceed?
So if I wanted better hardware I would have to buy a whole new computer?
You may only upgrade the RAM and hard drive.
Will you be placing an order today?
No
I was just questioning for future purchase
What GPU do they ship with?
Is it possible to get the Nvidia GTX 280?
No
May I help with any other product or order questions before you proceed?
Since I have not heard from you for some time, this chat will now end. If you require more help, please chat with us again.

Just sit on this page long enough for Chat to appear in the blue box.
http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_mac/family/macbook?mco=MTIyMTM

They are rude though :(
The message had just appeared and when I started typing it gave me that message about not hearing from me in a while.

[Ad Bot]

[EvilMuffinZ]

I wunts to chat with Apple :o

[General Nick]

Haha, waiting in line now.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Haha, waiting in line now.

I has to wait 2 mins D: I wunts to get him pissed

[MrCookie]

Awesome.

[Colten]

I think they are hiding from us :O
I cant get back on ):

[General Nick]

Wow, they are total robots.
"very good question"
"I am glad you asked"

Those friends.

[Colten]

>:O

[EvilMuffinZ]

I asked him if he was a bot and he said he wasn't so I asked sure you're sure? He said yes I'm sure then I was like really then he ignored me. :(

[General Nick]

    * You are chatting with Arnold R, an Apple Expert

    *

      Hi, my name is Arnold R. Welcome to Apple!
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      Arnold R: Good evening.
    *

      You: Hi
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      Arnold R: How may I help you today?
    *

      Arnold R: Hi
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      You: Do you sell computers with cpus that go to 3.3 GHz
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      You: hello?
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      Arnold R: I am glad you asked!
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      Arnold R: Currently, the largest processor we offer is our 3.2Ghz Xenon processor.
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      You: Okay
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      You: What is the most powerful graphics card iMacs can handle?
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      You: or any mac?
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      Arnold R: Very good question.
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      Arnold R: The largest video graphics card we offer is 1.5GB of RAM.
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      You: Alright
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      You: how much RAM at most can any Mac hold?
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      Arnold R: Good question!
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      Arnold R: Our, Mac Pro desktop can hold up to 32GB of RAM.
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      You: Okay,
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      You: what's the range of games for Macs?
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      Arnold R: If you do not mind, me asking are you purchasing your first Mac?
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      You: yes
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      Arnold R: Great!
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      Arnold R: How old are you?
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      You: 19
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      Arnold R: Do you plan to purchase the Mac computer with your own credit card?
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      You: Maybe,
    *

      You: but still
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      You: you haven't answered my questino
    *

      You: question*
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      You: what is the range of games for Mac?
    *

      Arnold R: Unfortunately, I will need to end this Chat.
    *

      You: Why?
    *

      Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.
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      You are not currently in a chat session. If you require further assistance, please call 1-800-MY-APPLE.

starfishs.

[Colten]

Lol'd

[Bones4]

Lol'd.

[General Nick]

Haha, got a nicer (woman) on the line.

    * You are chatting with Melissa B, an Apple Expert

    *

      Hi, my name is Melissa B. Welcome to Apple!
    *

      You: Hi
    *

      Melissa B: Good evening.
    *

      You: This is just a quick complaint and question
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      You: I was chatting earlier with Arnold R.
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      Melissa B: Okay.
    *

      You: and I asked him what the range of games were for the Mac
    *

      You: and he promptly ignored it
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      You: and ended the chat
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      Melissa B: I'm sorry to hear that.
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      You: That being said, what is the range of games for the Mac?
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      Melissa B: We have many. Basically there are arcade games, educational games. Is there one in particular you are looking for?
    *

      You: well
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      You: I'm not into arcade or educational
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      You: more of action
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      Melissa B: Such as....
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      You: like Crysis
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      You: or Counter Strike
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      You: First person shooter games?
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      Melissa B: Let me check.
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      Melissa B: We do not offer either of those. I'm sorry.
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      You: bummer.
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      You: Now, lets say I own a Windows PC
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      You: hypothetically
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      Melissa B: You could install Windows and run them though.
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      You: haha
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      You: true
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      You: Now, if I own a Windows PC, could I plug in the monitor of the iMac to my Windows PC and use it as a monitor?
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      You: Or would it not work?
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      Melissa B: No not with the iMac.
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      You: Ah, okay.
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      You: Well, thats all I needed to know
    *

      You: Thanks
    *

      You: Oh, and tell Arnold R. he's a robot.
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      Melissa B: May I help with any other product or order questions before you proceed?
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      You: No, I'm fine, thank you.
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      Melissa B: Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business. If you would like more help, please chat with us again.

[EvilMuffinZ]

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      Hi, my name is John T. Welcome to Apple!
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      Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.

As soon as he said that he disconnected. :/

[Swholli]

Yeah I was wondering if it was a bot or not. It turned out to be a bot at my surprise. Though just to be sure I was as polite as possible. (Those are the guys that might hate their Jobs((Lul Apple pun Get it, Jobs, Steve Jobs)) so much that they'll kill themselves if you say something mean. Then I realized it was a bot and I cussed him out :D)