Author Topic: Chatting With Apple :D  (Read 5237 times)

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I see
This is quite a big hard drive
From firsthand experience, can you safely say that a mac is useful for
viewing research?
I am now required to end this chat. If you would like to work with us in the future, please contact us at 1(800) MY-APPLE. Goodbye.


Source engine (HAlf-Life 2) games and one called Blockland, Blackland was ported to Macs.


rofl, epic topic btw

:c They won't talk to me.

In case it was a real person, I didn't want to waste their time.

I'm skeptical as to whether it's a bot or not.

It's not, trust me, I made one of the raaaaage.

Hao to make them talk to me. Waiting obviously isn't working

Chatting with Michelle D
Will post when done :D
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    * You are chatting with Michelle D, an Apple Expert

    *

      Hi, my name is Michelle D. Welcome to Apple!
    *

      You: Hello
    *

      You: My son was here ealier talking to your guys
    *

      You: Afterwards he came to me asking for a Mac for christmas!
    *

      Michelle D: How Great
    *

      You: Im interested in the ones that sit on the desks
    *

      You: Not Laptops
    *

      You: Do you have those
    *

      You: I only see Laptops
    *

      You: Hello
    *

      You: Are you ther
    *

      Michelle D: Yes I am
    *

      Michelle D: We do have the desktop it is called the iMac
    *

      You: Oh ok cool
    *

      You: Whats this Mac Pro thing
    *

      You: Looks like the one he has now
    *

      You: Except his is a windows
    *

      Michelle D: The Mac Pro is a very Powerful Computer for video Editing and Music Editing. High Powered Computer
    *

      You: Does it come with a screen
    *

      Michelle D: No it does not
    *

      Michelle D: The display is extra.
    *

      You: Do you need a screen?
    *

      Michelle D: Does he go to school?
    *

      You: Yes
    *

      Michelle D: Yes
    *

      Michelle D: What is he going to school for?
    *

      You: Hes in Middle School
    *

      Michelle D: Oh I bsee
    *

      Michelle D: He does not need that computer.
    *

      You: But it says here that its faster
    *

      You: Are the others fast
    *

      You: Hello?
    *

      You: Are you there?
    *

      Michelle D: Yes Sorry I had to finish something
    *

      Michelle D: I am sorry
    *

      You: As I was saying
    *

      You: What others are fast
    *

      Michelle D: Right but what is he going to be using it for?
    *

      Michelle D: All Mac are fast
    *

      You: He likes to play games and draw on Paint
    *

      Michelle D: It depends on wjhat your family wil be doing
    *

      You: What one would you reccomend for that?
    *

      Michelle D: The iMac will be excellent for him
    *

      Michelle D: What kind of gaming?
    *

      You: Educational
    *

      You: I will also be getting him some Reader Rabbit for Christmas
    *

      Michelle D: okay
    *

      You: Will that work on an iMac?
    *

      Michelle D: As long as they are software for Mac.
    *

      Michelle D: We have a lot of educational games on our website
    *

      You: Cool
    *

      You: It says this one is Core 2 Duo
    *

      You: Does that mean 4 Core?
    *

      Michelle D: Would you like me to give you the link to the games?
    *

      You: Yes please
    *

      Michelle D: No
    *

      Michelle D: It means intel core 2 dou
    *

      You: Is there some way to make it a one core? To cut down the price?
    *

      You: I can buy him another core next year
    *

      Michelle D: No there isn't
    *

      Michelle D: That is the processor
    *

      You: Oh
    *

      You: So its just like a program
    *

      You: The Mac version of Notepad?
    *

      Michelle D: Would you like to order one tonight?
    *

      You: No, probably tomarrow
    *

      Michelle D: http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_mac/software/learning?mco=MTAxODE5
    *

      Michelle D: There is the links to our learning software.
    *

      You: If he doesnt like Processor can he delete it and install Notepad?
    *

      You: Thanks for the link
    *

      You: So can he delete processor and install notepad if he doesnt like Processor?
    *

      Michelle D: No he cannot.
    *

      You: Oh ok
    *

      You: Do Macs come with Paint?
    *

      You: He likes to draw on that
    *

      Michelle D: No.
    *

      Michelle D: That is software.
    *

      You: So they dont come with a Paint program?
    *

      You: I thought you said Macs were for editing and drawing?
    *

      Michelle D: Yes they are We have a lot of accessories for drawing.
    *

      You: What are they?
    *

      You: I want to see if maybe hes used them in school
    *

      Michelle D: Let me check
    *

      Michelle D: http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_mac/software/creative_software?mco=NzQyNTI
    *

      You: Thank you
    *

      You: It doesnt come with any Paint programs?
    *

      You: You have to buy them?
    *

      Michelle D: Yes you do.
    *

      You: It wont disconnect me while your typing will it?
    *

      You: Youve been typing for quite a while
    *

      You: Are you still there
    *

      You: Hello...
    *

      You: You are taking way too long
    *

      You: I have questions to ask
    *

      You: And your just typing away
    *

      Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.


« Last Edit: December 18, 2008, 10:48:36 PM by Colten »


I lol'd hard. Nice going, Cloten.

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    * You are chatting with Joyce A, an Apple Expert

    *

      Hi, my name is Joyce A. Welcome to Apple!
    *

      You: Type your response here and press Return to senHellod it...
    *

      Joyce A: Good evening.
    *

      Joyce A: How may I help you today?
    *

      You: sorry
    *

      You: I have a little question
    *

      Joyce A: I am happy to help! What is the question?
    *

      You: Do your computers come with special "offers"?
    *

      You: You know as in "special".
    *

      Joyce A: Currently we are offering Free Express Shipping!
    *

      You: Interesting but i mean like guy on man(oops) girl on guy stuff...you know... like, research?
    *

      Joyce A: Click here to see products included in Free Express Shipping
    *

      You: or video games
    *

      You: whichever one comes first
    *

      Joyce A: No games are on our computers.
    *

      You: What about hacking tools?
    *

      Joyce A: This chat is designed to assist Apple customers with product related questions. How can I help you today?
    *

      You: So are you a bot?
    *

      You: If not then answer this one little question... DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES!?
    *

      Joyce A: Waffles are alright with Strawberry.
    *

      You: Hmmmm
    *

      Joyce A: We do not provide hacking tools. Do you have any product questions that I can help get you answers for? Please allow me to do my job and help you the best I can. I cannot continue to help you if we cannot keep the conversation on a professional level.
    *

      Joyce A: Hmmmm what
    *

      You: so one more little question, Are you a genie? :D
    *

      Joyce A: I've asked you to stop this type of coversation and I'm now asking you for the last time. Please allow me to help you with your Apple product issue in a professional manner. If you continue to not ask serious questions, I am required to terminate this conversation.
    *

      You: Fine be that way :/
    *

      You: bitch


How are you guys getting them.
Nothing came up for me in the last 10 minutes.

How are you guys getting them.
Nothing came up for me in the last 10 minutes.
I get it instantly.

People with macros. :o


did you hit the chat button in the blue box in the upper left or are you just waiting for something to pop up?

How long od oyu have to wait nothing is coming up