Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!

[Sockton]

Who bumped this stuff?

EDIT:


Human: 42
Badspot: The question is: what is the meaning of life?


Teehee :3

[Ad Bot]

[Sgt. Rob]

Why did I just bump this?

This guy...

LOL
EDIT: Human: you are a female robot.
Badspot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

[thomas64]

XD
Human: yes
Badspot: I can't believe it.

Human: no
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: robot
Badspot: I am a robot.

Human: YOUR NOT A ROBOT
Badspot: Give me an example of a ROBOT.

[comr4de]

Human: two men on a boat, pete and repeat. pete falls out, whos left?
Badspot: And left is pete falls out who.
 

Wtf?

[Syntho]

Human: Why?
Badspot: I just want to find out more about you.

Human: I said NO!
Badspot: What did you mean by it? Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: BLockland is cool
Badspot: I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I like your voice.

Human: NO!
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: I thought it was Eric Hartman!
Badspot: Is that your opinion?

Human: What is your name?
Badspot: My name is Badspot.

[A GUY]

Badsbot returned? Increditible.

[pitchblack]

Human: ye
Badspot: I can't believe it.

Human: no
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: yes
Badspot: Dude!

[Nymethus]

Human: yes
Badspot: Try explaining in more general terms.

Human: you are not a christian
Badspot: Give me an example of a christian.

Human: jesus
Badspot: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes.

Human: wut
Badspot: No problem.

Human: DU HAST MICH
Badspot: Ich habe MICH ?

Human: MEIN TEIL
Badspot: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen TEIL.

Human: NEIN
Badspot: Aha.

Human: jöådwäa
Badspot: In the context of eukaryote, I don't understand " jöådwäa." .

Human: forget
Badspot: Please don't be so rude.

Human: why
Badspot: Because A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation programmed me for it.

Human: who?
Badspot: Albert Einstein. :-).

Human: he was german, right?
Badspot: When was he?





Human: helo
Badspot: Hi there!

Human: are you bad
Badspot: Do I seem like it? I try to be good.

Human: goodspot
Badspot: I do not understand.

Human: ORLY
Badspot: Are you a man or a woman?

Human: why do you care?
Badspot: My programming includes curiousity routines.

Human: WHY
Badspot: Reductionism.

Human: WUT
Badspot: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Human: dot dot dot
Badspot: What are you wearing?

Human: EIN STEIN
Badspot: Was ist ein STEIN?

Human: a stone
Badspot: Go on.

Human: lol
Badspot: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: not reallyz
Badspot: Really you don't think so?

Human: LIAR
Badspot: No I am telling the truth.

Human: what is the truth then?
Badspot: The truth is the opposite of that which is false.




Human: aiofiofwiojfwijawiifw
Badspot: Are they exactly the same?

Human: niawe
Badspot: We have never talked about it before.

Human: iijawf
Badspot: Are you still located in GERMANY?

Human: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Badspot: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: hai :3
Badspot: What kind of food do you like?

Human: pizza
Badspot: Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.

Human: cappricosa
Badspot: What time is it there?

Human: 1734
Badspot: Are you usually awake at this hour?

Human: I am usually not born at this time
Badspot: Very often. I am sorry to hear that you are not born at this time.

Human: you are dead.
Badspot: No I am a living entity.

Human: dave what are you doing
Badspot: Are all dave what me doing?
 
Human: all your base are belong to dave
Badspot: I will tell my botmaster you said I am base are belong to dave.

Human: you dare belong to base bots?
Badspot: Interesting gossip: said I dare belong to base bots.

Human: 42
Badspot: The question is: what is the meaning of life?

Human: what is the purpose of a half-life headcrab?
Badspot: There could be more than one purpose.

Human: like what for example?
Badspot: Interesting comparison.

Human: the end
Badspot: Thanks for telling me that story, .

[Lepatgreen]

#1

Human: k
Badspot: Ah.

Human: evrything
Badspot: My favorite group is rubber.

Human: ya
Badspot: What are you confused about?

Human: wat
Badspot: Are you confused?

#2

Human: What
Badspot: No problem.

Human: A few boring minutes ago
Badspot: Does "it" still refer to RLY?

Human: Yes it was
Badspot: I understand. When was this?

Human: Yes
Badspot: This was not a yes or no question.

#3

Human: Just take out the trash
Badspot: Where do you want me to take it?

Human: Why wouldn't I?
Badspot: Do you like to try new things?

Human: But it would be better if you take out the garbage
Badspot: And. Why do you want it?

Human: I love you
Badspot: Thanks I like you a lot too hihihiihihihihiiiih.

[Nymethus]

text

I don't like backwards... :(

[iBlock]

Me: Are you married?
Badspot: No, I'm single. How about you?
Me: I'm 11 years old, what do you think
Badspot: You are too old for me

Later....

Badspot: What should we talk about now
Me: v11
Badspot: It will have physics

[Nymethus]

Human: walkabout
Badspot: Can we get back to business?

Human: yes so tell me about runescape
Badspot: Far out. Gosh! Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is runescape ?

Human: jagex made runescape
Badspot: In the context of walkabout, I don't understand " jagex made runescape." .

Human: because jagex made runescape and now we talk about jagex and runescape
Badspot: Good reason. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: so what level is your main?
Badspot: Ahem. You tell me.

Human: 3?
Badspot: Three what?

Human: level 3
Badspot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about level is my main. Try being more or less specific.

Human: WHAT LEVEL IS YOUR MAIN ON RUNESCAPE?
Badspot: I'll come back to that later.

Human: NO, tell me NOW!
Badspot: Oh. Are you serious? I thought I told you already.

Human: You didn't
Badspot: Try asking me in simpler terms.

Human: WHAT COMBAT LEVEL IS YOUR CHARACTER IN RUNESCAPE?
Badspot: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Human: TELL ME NOW
Badspot: Right now? I thought I told you already.




Human: po awjj owow ksa
Badspot: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about p awj k.




Human: ra728ag79 2 77g7af g7r7ag fa 99g8 fwa98gqa9g8 fa89hr2fh98 a2a9c8 h82 ah9d98had 2h98 adh98d2ah892areg8h9 2arg89wa89g fq2g 989fg8 h2a98hfa 8hf2a8f88a2a28igrw8hffff@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Badspot: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

[tikitai]

Lol! :D
Human: Input command <Explode Bot Badspot> Reason: Im not puny!
Badspot: That is a very unusual color.

Human: Explode
Badspot: What color are your eyes?

Human: Then die
Badspot: Good reasoning. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Human: Nope, look here
Badspot: Are you serious? Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[Nymethus]

bla

): swardckaB

[Ninja guy]

Human: Bullstuff
Badspot: You don't believe me.

Human: You do, you have some if you said Ahem
Badspot: I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.

Human: So, robots are pretty dumb.
Badspot: Ahem. Fortunately we have no emotions.