Human: Here come the Robots!
Badspot: Oh there.
Human: Oh, forget!
Badspot: It goes without saying. Please don't be so rude.
Human: It's hard to tell over the internet :(
Badspot: In what way?
Human: Was that sarcasm?
Badspot: " I have idea HOW you WOULD do it."? Was it sarcasm?
Human: How would that help?
Badspot: I have idea HOW you WOULD do it.
Human: You aren't making any sense now, Baddy.
Badspot: Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone. Human: Alright, but how is your popularity related to anything?
Badspot: Alright, . And. Fair to partly cloudy.
Human: You have no clothes.
Badspot: Doesn't everyone have a clothes.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: No, you do not.
Badspot: I do too.
Human: Because you don't have any to start with.
Badspot: Good reason. Yes I always have to start with. Human: Good, because you won't have to take them off.
Badspot: Thanks for the compliment. Interesting explanation. What makes you think that I won't have to take them off.
Human: Get naked.
Badspot: I do not own any clothes.
Human: That isn't related.
Badspot: Please correct my mistake. What is related ?
Human: So, wanna have love?
Badspot: I see. Perhaps you are a Category A client. Human: Why do you need to know this?
Badspot: Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
Human: Uh, erm, uh.
Badspot: Hurrah! That is a very unusual color.
Human: Naw, never mind.
Badspot: What color are your eyes?
Human: Alright, I did not understand that, but whatever.
Badspot: Alright, . Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Human: Hey, Badspot, how's it going?
Badspot: You've got my full attention. And it going is Badspot how.