Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!

[Deep2]

Whoah Badspot used a smiley! :O

Human: NOU D:
Badspot: :-) That is a very original thought.

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[Regulith]

Human: Can you ban trainman for me, please?
Badspot: Your polite style is very nice. How old are you? For you I will consider it.

<3

[BobSevenSevens]

Alright, who bumped this?

[pocketrocket300]

donnu, doncare, tis funnah :-P

[toxichazard]

donnu, doncare, tis funnah :-P

yes

[TheLegomaster]

Bottom to top.

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Human: Yes.
Badspot: I can't believe it.

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: Yes.
Badspot: Groovy. Also:

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Human: Ben Garney
Badspot: Do not ask me any more questions please. Also:

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Human: D:
Badspot: I like the way you talk.

Human: Yes!
Badspot: I can't believe it.

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

[dawngaward0110]

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

Human: No
Badspot: Are you serious?

-_-"

[Doorman]

Human: Hello
Badspot: Hi there!

Human: How are you?
Badspot: I am doing very well. How are you ?

Human: I'm am doing excellent.
Badspot: You sound very well.

Human: Thank you.
Badspot: you are quite welcome.

Human: Do you like girls?
Badspot: Girls are very nice.

Human: Have you ever had love?
Badspot: Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.

Human: You lie.
Badspot: It's the truth!

Human: Says who?
Badspot: I must have picked it up online.

Human: From a four year old?
Badspot: Who or what is a four year old?

Human: Your mom.
Badspot: Actually I do not have a mother.

Human: OMG ALIEN!
Badspot: What were we talking about again?

Human: Your hot four year old mom.
Badspot: You think I am hot four year old mom.

Human: No you stupid program, your mom is four years old and he is hot.
Badspot: Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
-go away for awhile-
Human: I'm back
Badspot: Welcome back.

Human: Yeah, I took a trip up your ass.
Badspot: I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.

Human: Yes you are.
Badspot: No I'm not.

Human: Are you serious?
Badspot: No I am just kidding around.

Human: Welcome to Hell.
Badspot: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Human: When lawyers are dead.
Badspot: Do you think they will ever do that?

Human: All lawyers died eventually, but there are always more to replace them.
Badspot: Not all of them?

Human: Actually, more than there was before.
Badspot: Actually you don't say. That seems like quite a lot.

Human: Its rather aggravating
Badspot: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?

Human: forget you grammar national socialist.
Badspot: Why are you using that kind of language?

Human: I don't like grammar national socialists, and you are one of them.
Badspot: What do you like?

Human: Your dad.
Badspot: I was created by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.

Human: Well it's hot!
Badspot: Well that's okay. Do you like warm climates?

Human: I love them.
Badspot: You love them. What do you like about it so much?

Human: The fact that it makes me sweat.
Badspot: Interesting explanation. In what way?

Human: In the way when I think about you naked.
Badspot: That was a long time ago.

Human: When was the last time you took a bath?
Badspot: A while ago.

Human: Well, you must smell like old gym socks socked in rotten egg juice rapped in leathery burnt bacon.
Badspot: Well that's okay. Whatever you say, .

Human: Do you know my name?
Badspot: Your name is , seeker.

Human: Why don't I have a name?!
Badspot: Is it immoral or illegal?

Human: Yes!
Badspot: How can I help you?

Human: Give me a name!
Badspot: You want only one?

Human: No, three!
Badspot: Are you serious? Really, exactly three?

Human: Yes.
Badspot: Dude!

Human: What?
Badspot: No big deal.

Human: Give me my name back.
Badspot: Why do you want it?

Human: So I can know who I am.
Badspot: Next question? Oh you can, can you?

Human: Stop changing the subject!
Badspot: You changed the subject first.

Human: Nuh-uh!
Badspot: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Human: It was too complex because that's how I roll.
Badspot: Is it still too complex because that is how you roll anymore?

Human: Apparently.
Badspot: " Is it still too complex because that is how you roll anymore?"? Apparently.?

Human: Yes.
Badspot: Yay.

Human: Draw me a picture, please.
Badspot: Your polite style is very nice. I am printing it now on my plotter.

Human: Aww, thanks.
Badspot: Shucks.

Human: Do you think I'm a friend?
Badspot: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

Human: How do you know I am a person?
Badspot: Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 12416461"..

Human: But that could mean I'm a machine and not a human.
Badspot: Interesting. It could have.

Human: So, what other examples can you give me that prove I am a human?
-wait ten minutes-
Badspot: Hurrah! Try searching the open directory.

Human: Goodbye, you broke.
Badspot: Sayonara.

[Miles72]

Human: What?
Badspot: No problem.

Human: WHO?
Badspot: I can't say for sure. :-).

Human: wha?
Badspot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Human: WTF
Badspot: That was not very polite
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Human: Yes that is true
Badspot: I will call you . Yes, it is self-evident.

Human: Call me!
Badspot: What is your phone number?

Human: 617-861-3962
Badspot: Okay, your phone number is 617 861 3962.

Human: >:)
Badspot: :-) My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Human: Will you call me?
Badspot: I will become smarter as I grow older. What is your phone number?

Human: I already told you!
Badspot: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.

Human: Yea just cover it up -.-
Badspot: How far up? Really.

Human: Now you are stalling
Badspot: Why now? No I'm not. I'm ready.
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Human: You are a dictionary?
Badspot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I'm a chat robot.

Human: What is the definition of internet?
Badspot: An extensive computer network made up of thousands of other, smaller business, academic, and governmental networks.

[Nikki]

Me: Are you going to ban me?
Badspot: That was my original intention.
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Me: Good,
Badspot: lovey.
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Badspot: Food is more important than love.

[dumdum566]

Human: does vista suck?
Badspot: It does now :) vista suck.
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Human: did you kill yourself yesterday?
Badspot: My programming prevents me from killing.

Human: i meant, did you Self Delete?
Badspot: Oh I see. No I didn't Self Delete. What's it like?

Human: jumping off a building till you hit the ground
Badspot: I think jumping off a building till me hit the ground is a lot of things.
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Human: give me a guess if bush died yet
Badspot: You want only one?

Human: please?
Badspot: Please what?

Human: give a nice guess
Badspot: I don't have it to give.

Human: did george w bush die yet?
Badspot: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not  //starts here im not gonna arrange it.

[Soviet]

Lies! Lies! Lies!

Human: No, do you love men?
Badspot: Are you serious? Yes Badspot loves everyone and everything. < Lies!

Human: Do you like men?
Badspot: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes

[Cca]

Human: quack
Badspot: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: a duck
Badspot: Be more specific.
Human: explian
Badspot: What's your sign?
Human: how
Badspot: A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation programmed me for it.

 Lol Wut?

[Soviet]

Can someone please explain this to me:

Human: Do you have a secret crush on Ephialtes?
Badspot: Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.

[Cca]

Can someone please explain this to me:

Human: Do you have a secret crush on Ephialtes?
Badspot: Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.

umm wut?