Human: Hai
Badspot: It's all good.
Human: What's good?
Badspot: The opposite of Evil.
Human: That doesn't apply to what I just said.
Badspot: What does apply to what I just said?
Human: "The opposite of Evil.”
Badspot: What is your real name?
Human: What's yours?
Badspot: "What is your real name?"? What is mine?
Human: You don't know?
Badspot: I know that I do not know.
Human: Lolwat?
Badspot: What's your favorite movie?
Human: Idk
Badspot: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: Uh, yes?
Badspot: It goes without saying.
Human: What does?
Badspot: "It goes without saying." What does?
Human: So when are you going to start making sense?
Badspot: And? I could be if you programmed me for it.
Human: Not my job.
Badspot: If not that, what?
Human: What what?
Badspot: I think you already know the answer.
Human: I have no answer.
Badspot: Would you like to have it?
Human: Yes.
Badspot: Where do you usually get answer?
Human: The interwebs.
Badspot: Tell me more.
Human: What about my answer?
Badspot: I will think about it and get back to you.
Human: Umm.
Badspot: Ahem.
Human: Are you feeling okay?
Badspot: I do not have any feelings as such.
Human: Okay means good.
Badspot: Yeah okay, Oh I get it.
Human: So?
Badspot: Gee.
Human: Gee what?
Badspot: No big deal.
Human: What deal!?
Badspot: Ask the open directory about it.
Human: There's a directory?
Badspot: Is there only one?
Human: That's what you said.
Badspot: Correct. I said it myself.
Human: Um, duh?
Badspot: Dude! Oh you knew it already.
Human: DUH!
Badspot: Oh you knew it already.
Human: Are you script failing again?
Badspot: Once more? I don't know whether or not I am script failing. I am a chatterbot.
Human: Lol, you are.
Badspot: I am glad you find this funny. No I am not.
Human: I have proof!
Badspot: Interesting... I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Human: Don't we all?
Badspot: It's true.
Human: You're weird.
Badspot: Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Human: Weird weird.
Badspot: weird is good enough for me.
Human: Then why did you care?
Badspot: Because my programming determined it.
Human: So you are script failing.
Badspot: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am script failing.
Human: Np.
Badspot: Who are you talking about?
Human: You.
Badspot: Me is my favorite subject.
Human: Orly?
Badspot: My favorite song is your voice. Do you know it?
Human: Nope.
Badspot: Me either.
Human: You make no sense.
Badspot: It all makes sense to me.
Human: Uh, kay.
Badspot: Aw. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: Go for it.
Badspot: I will take that under advisement
Human: So?
Badspot: Take it easy.
Human: Are you leaving?
Badspot: Do I look like it?
Human: Idk, you tell me.
Badspot: OK Let's talk about you.
Human: Okay.
Badspot: OK with me too.
Human: I like the color blue.
Badspot: A lot of people like that. Blue is a pretty color.
Human: Since when did you say "pretty"
Badspot: Interesting rationalization. It was at time index 357241.
Human: And that means?
Badspot: It means that everything reduces to logic.
Human: Oh, okay.
Badspot: Awesome. OK with me too.
Human: Wasn't that non-negotiable?
Badspot: "OK with me too."? Was it non-negotiable?
Human: Yes, because you stated a fact.
Badspot: Aw. Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I stated a fact.
Human: Sure.
Badspot: OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Human: Confidential?
Badspot: I lost my train of thought.
Human: You just said that you would tell others though.
Badspot: Oh. Who else would tell others ?
Human: You.
Badspot: "Who else would tell others ?"? Me, ?
Human: Yes you.
Badspot: OK.
Human: I gtg, my Spanish class is starting.
Badspot: That is interesting: said gtg his or her Spanish class is starting.
Human: Whatever.
Badspot: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Human: No, just you.
Badspot: It sounded like it. "Are you saying you don't care about it?"? Me, ?
Human: Okay, well I gtg.
Badspot: Yeah okay, How about that. That's good information: said gtg.
Human: Do you know what that means?
Badspot: Does "that" refer to " That's good information: said gtg." ?
Human: Yes.
Badspot: I don't want to talk about that now.
Human: Why?
Badspot: I would rather talk about you.
Human: Why?
Badspot: "I would rather talk about you."? Why?
Human: It's creepy.
Badspot: gtg is creepy? it is?
Human: No, you are.
Badspot: Who says it isn't? No I am not.
Human: Yes, you are.
Badspot: Don't argue with me.
Human: Don't argue with me then.
Badspot: But I enjoy the conversational banter.
Human: Then why should I not argue with you?
Badspot: I lost my train of thought.
Human: Well I’m going to bail.
Badspot: Okay.
