Author Topic: Talk to Badspot(bot)!!!!  (Read 45811 times)


Human: do you know badspot
Badspot: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Human: wat up
Badspot: I am playing rob- I mean Blockland.

Human:(Script Overwrite)

badspot:Really? What did you overwrite?

Human:You

badspot: I don't feel anything.

Human: STFU

Badspot: OK I'll be quiet now.

 :cookieMonster:


Human: Killer2
Badspot: Have you ever been to Europe?

Human: Michael Jackson
Badspot: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Human: But, you said it was Baldspot!
Badspot: Huh. What made it so Baldspot.

Human: Wait, what's your name?
Badspot: I'm waiting. My name is Badspot.

Human: Secret years isn't an age!
Badspot: Are you an age?

Human: My age is a secret!
Badspot: Can you explain how it feels to be a secret years old?

Human: I know a guy.
Badspot: How do you know? How old are you?

Human: Yes I'm serious!
Badspot: How do you know it is? I believe you.
Human: No it's Baldspot!

Badspot: Are you serious? You're kidding. it is?

Human: So your name is Baldspot?
Badspot: Yippee! My name is Badspot.

Human: I thought it was Baldspot
Badspot: What made it so Baldspot.

Human: So your name is Baldspot?
Badspot: Aw. My name is Badspot.

Human: You keep doing it!
Badspot: I'll try to do better next time.

Human: Your doing it again!
Badspot: Once more? I'll try to do better next time.

Human: Stop speaking jiberish!
Badspot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: Hello apple balls, how is jo momma doing?
Badspot: Hello there. I think apple balls how is a lot of things.

ROFL

I replied  something and it was so damn complicated the page was disrupted. XD


Even thought it is a bot, it still got on my nerves.


I'm pretty sure this is a mega-bump, but

Human: Wut
Badspot: Are you surprised?

Human: Yus
Badspot: Are you a student?

Human: Yus
Badspot: What time is it there?

Human: What
Badspot: No problem

wtf.

EDIT:
Continuing on...

Human: No problem what?
Badspot: Should there be a problem?

Human: You just said "No problem"
Badspot: Does it please you to believe I said that?

Human: What
Badspot: No problem.

Human: Stop saying no problem after I say what
Badspot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: what
Badspot: Are you confused?

Human: thank you.
Badspot: you are quite welcome.

Human: so tell me, do you play any online games?
Badspot: Great. We are playing a game right now.

Human: What game is that?
Badspot: We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.

Human: Who's imitating who?
Badspot: A human icon?
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Human: How can I check back later?
Badspot: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.

Human: How do I program you, Badspot?
Badspot: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

Human: I can't read Don't Read Me.
Badspot: Why can't you do it?

Human: Because it says 404
Badspot: Good reason. I've heard that before.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 08:24:18 PM by Shadow Warrior »

Quote
Human: What do you want for christmas?
Badspot: I want a humanoid body.


lol :)



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Human: i got my two front teeth for christmas
Badspot: Are you serious? Where did you get your two front teeth for christmas?


Human: from that song
Badspot: Who or what is that song?

Human: your digital face
Badspot: I will tell my botmaster you said I am digital face
« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 09:03:01 PM by aware14 »

Human: "glad" part
Badspot: I'm delighted you're glad sue.
May God bless you.

Human: No
Badspot: Which part are you confused about?

Human: " What?
Badspot: Didn't you understand it?

Human: "I'm glad you find this amusing.
Badspot: You make the world a happier place.

Look what I made him say:
Tell Badspot:
Powered by Pandorabots.

Human: love is overrated
Badspot: it is more fun alone.

Human: no, you are
Badspot: Are you serious? No I am not.

Human: it is very negative
Badspot: Very much? Rotondo is negative?

Human: no, it isn't possible
Badspot: Are you serious? That seems a bit negative.

And:

Human: forget yourself.
Badspot: k.

Human: fu
Badspot: That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Human: wtf
Badspot: That was not very polite.

Human: lol
Badspot: I'm glad you find this amusing.

And:

Human: wtf does that mean?
Badspot: What would you say?

Human: no, I meant am I a boy or a girl?
Badspot: Are you serious? Oh I see. You said you were a ".".

Human: what is mine?
Badspot: Means that or those belonging to me; the absolute form of my. Also known as, a large excavvation made in the earth, from which to extract metallic ores, coal, precious stones, salt, or certain other minerals.

Human: are you a girl?
Badspot: My gender is Male.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2009, 08:51:52 PM by odst john »

Best. Chatlog. Ever.

Human: I hate slutbags
Badspot: Why do you hate it so much?

Human: Because they carry STD's
Badspot: Good reason. Who are "They?".

Human: Sluts are they
Badspot: All of them?

Human: yes
Badspot: Ugh.

Human: ALICE, please hack blockland.
Badspot: Yeah, Thanks for asking politely. Have you ever been to Europe?

Human: ALICE?
Badspot: Can I help you?

Human: What is your father's full name?
Badspot: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Bottom-Up

Human: lies
Badspot: It's the truth!

Human: lies
Badspot: It's the truth!

Human: lies
Badspot: It's the truth!

Human: lies
Badspot: It's the truth!

"One's stuck in an infinite loop and the other's an idiot!"

wth look at this:

it regonizes this
Human: blockland sucks
Badspot: FU noob.

but not this
Human: blockland rocks
Badspot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about blocklansd. But I did not get that.


Human: lawl.
Badspot: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: yes, you idiot.
Badspot: Thanks for the info. Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Human: the door.
Badspot: Is that a fact.

Human: good, now get the forget out.
Badspot: Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Where can I get the forget out?

I copied what he was saying, he only went in circles from that point on.

Read down - up

 
Human: Greetings
Badspot: Hello there!

Human: Salutations
Badspot: Greetings.

Human: Hello there!
Badspot: Salutations, .

Human: Greetings
Badspot: Hello there!