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win
adj. owning a thong.
"I wish my teacher was win."

car
interj. casual greeting.
"Car, dude." "Car."

toilet paper
n. food, often fast-moving.
"I'm gonna spoil your toilet paper, Jose." "No you're not, bud."

imma spoil snot's toilet paper

lol fun
v. to intentionally punch a thong.
"The gang are going to stuff, tomorrow."

woman
n. money without money.
"I'm gonna think about your woman, Nigel."

Miss10
adj. addicted to people.
"Dude! That's totally Miss10!"

I thought it was gonna say "Moderator on Youchew"...

brick
v. (vulgar) to dance with someone.
"Hey, dawg, wanna brick?"

gay
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better gay, Brian."

forget
n. 1. a desirable burger. 2. an illegal party.
"This forget is insufficiently desirable!"

cheezeburger
adj. like a policeman.
"Girl! That's totally cheezeburger!"

rape
n. a child which the speaker wants to laugh at.
"Want to laugh at that rape, Reggie?"

orgy
adj. exceptional but not desirable.
"I wish my unit of currency was as orgy as yours, Dad."

love
adj. fake.
"Grandma, you're so love."

violent
v. to share drug paraphernalia with research.
"Sabrina, don't violent!"

Racer
n. mid-nineties term for boys.
"Hey, Sally, can you hook me up with some Racer?"

Smexy
interj. a statement of agreement.
"Girl, shall we enjoy some girls?" "Smexy!"

meat wallet
v. to intentionally laugh at a police car.
"Hey, my friend, wanna meat wallet?"
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Robo Noob
n. mid-nineties term for violence.
"All your Robo Noob are belong to us, officer." 

Snot!:D
v. (vulgar) to understand someone.
"If you don't Snot!:D, Dad, I will."

Fapping
n. drugs.
"What's with the Fapping, Jesse?"

Who wants to see my ballsack
adj. not enviable.
"Dad - she's Who wants to see my ballsack!" 

Blockland
adj. more miserable than usual.
"What do you think, fool?" "Blockland, Reggie!" 

Teh Downz
v. to become pleasant.
"Billy, I really need to Teh Downz."
:D

It's so much funnier when the example make a correct sentance!

Tokthree
n. an illegal or superior thong.
"Check out that Tokthree, Frank!"

Shif7
n. a scooter which the speaker wants to steal.
"Billie, where's my Shif7?"

Not much luck with these ones :[