Don't join them then, dumb ass.
Ive seen enough RPG servers!. They take NO IMAGINATION. Someone walks up to you. "Hey! You wanna be my dog!? Hell no! what kind of crap is that!??
Hey guys anybody want to be my dog? I have a nice collar and leash, just step into that big black van over there!
And, um, uh, be sure to take off your cloths. Dogs don't wear cloths. ;)
Dogs are really furry too!