Post real life pictures of yourself.

[SlayerZ99]

what r u talking about u look good (4 a robot)

[Ad Bot]

[carolcat]

what r u talking about u look good (4 a robot)

thats bc u don't see my thighs that could crush a man's skull and my chubby stomach

[ShadowsfeaR]

Classy. 

[Foxscotch]

One does not simply live off of 2 million dollars for the rest of their life.

if you can live on $25k a year then 2 million can last you 80 years
but I think that's a pretty low yearly income

[nickpb1]

 you have a blazer? Wtf I'm 19/male and I don't own a blazer...
On the topic of weight loss though I've lost 10 pounds since Friday night. I got really drunk Friday night and the next morning me dying on the bathroom floor probably got me sick. So I've spent the last 2 days throwing up my internal organs. I was 138 now I'm 129

[ShadowsfeaR]

if you can live on $25k a year then 2 million can last you 80 years
but I think that's a pretty low yearly income

That's a stuffty wage honestly. Better to put it in a bank and let interest accrue.

If his money was even real.

[Bacon Pancakes]

my thighs that could crush a man's skull

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[Maxwell.]

carolcat is a business women
you can now discuss taxes you are an adult in that thing

[Foxscotch]

That's a stuffty wage honestly. Better to put it in a bank and let interest accrue.

I would do this, but continue to work, and just use the interest to buy fun stuff while the work money goes towards important things

[$trinick]

In the past the best choice was to put it in the bank and live off the interest. Interest rates have gone down though. 0.01% is about what I'm seeing right now on a savings account, but I found 0.08% on a "risk free" investment account. So 0.08% interest on 2 million (every year). Math teaches us that continuous compounding uses the formula Pe^rt so (2,000,000)e^((0.0008)*(1)) = 2,001,600.64. So after 1 year you've made 1,600.64. Congrats.

[F3d323]

my thighs that could crush a man's skull

the man would die in his happy place

[carolcat]

carolcat is a business women
you can now discuss taxes you are an adult in that thing

kids at school who don't know me first think that i'm a teacher/adult, then think that i'm a senior

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bruh i could effortlessly carry my 100lb friend do u really wanna doubt my thighs

the man would die in his happy place

he'd probably suffocate in my chub first

you have a blazer? Wtf I'm 19/male and I don't own a blazer...

it's a stuffty cheap one that was on sale at walmart for $20 (walmart is really the only place to get clothes at in a 30 minute radius from my house (and i'm hella cheap))

[Freek]

on the bus dressed fancy

[Blockzillahead]

they give out lottery winnings like that? i imagined it would be a cheque or something. that looks more along the lines of drug deal

anyway dont blow it all on hookers in the first week 

lol they do give a cheque
they dont give out the heated cash right there and then. hella stupid move

[the hacker]

on the bus dressed fancy

Why do you have a black cloth draped over your face?