I could show off my shaved legs and fancy striped socks too!
You're on strike until I post a photo remember?
too bad you cant show off satanic tattoos
Twerky reminds me of the dude from the 'best mugshot ever' for some reason:
you couldbut you won'tbawk bawk
I wouldn't have love with your girlfriend if she offered, either.
No man, I was just a really bad striker.
People that can't score in baseball also don't get much ladies either.