Post real life pictures of yourself.

[Evõ]

I got both done like a week ago 

Metro-loveual?
I only have my left done. My left side is my better side anyways.

[Ad Bot]

[Nymethus]

Metroloveual?

I'm bi

[VerticalHorizon]

I'm bi

Fly out here to the states and have a threesom with me and my gf.

[Doorman]

Metro-loveual?

We're here! We're not queer, but we're close! So get used to it!

[Rughugger]

Apparently the guy who DJs at the karaoke place I go to snapped a pic of me slow dancing with a friend of mine. lol I admit, it was a good profile shot.

[Inv3rted]

If I ever make a karaoke, I'll make a sign that says "NO FAT CHICKS, LANCE."

[Evõ]

Stupid homos. At least this rug hugger knows that girls show more possibilities for fun.

[Nymethus]

Fly out here to the states and have a threesom with me and my gf.

My parents said no :c

[Goron]

My parents said no :c

I'll take their place.

[Evõ]

My parents said no :c

I can't see that conversation happening.

User: Hey, can I fly out to the US to have a threesome?

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I am a boy I told you that already.

User: But they said I should.

Cleverbot: They were right, you are awesome.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Oh? Then tell me about them.

User: Well, one is a friend, and the other is a girl, who likes this friend.

Cleverbot: Wow, do you ride them?

User: If they want me to.

Cleverbot: What do they say?

User: HIS TURN!

Cleverbot: Sure is.

User: So can I fly out there?

Cleverbot: Sure.

Hmm... Odd.

[Rughugger]

If I ever make a karaoke, I'll make a sign that says "NO FAT CHICKS, LANCE."

Then you're going to very lonely growing up, buddy. Or did you forget Americans are fatties? So start importing your bitches over here or shut your pie hole. lol

[NickTheSushi]

Then you're going to very lonely growing up, buddy. Or did you forget Americans are fatties? So start importing your bitches over here or shut your pie hole. lol

I can see your wife asking you why you two never slow danced

 

[Inv3rted]

Then you're going to very lonely growing up, buddy. Or did you forget Americans are fatties? So start importing your bitches over here or shut your pie hole. lol

But I live in America. D:

[Evõ]

I can see your wife asking you why you two never slow danced

 

They would get exhausted if they danced that fast.

[JakDaStripR]

Here's one of my fish.