Post real life pictures of yourself.

[Malestrom]

I'm not that fat! D:

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[IkeTheGeneric]

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I'm not that fat! D:

Your fat says otherwise

[Otis Da HousKat]

The planet's core metals are thrown out of their rotating sync and the planet soars towards the sun, knocked out of orbit by a careless joke.

I'd say her fat butt shifting is a more likely candidate for that.

[Malestrom]

But Iiiiiiiiike D:


I-I-I


Okay :c

[Iban]

I'm feeling kind of bad for Malestrom right now. Then again, not really.

Your fat says otherwise

You're on a roll tonight, comrade.

[IkeTheGeneric]

But Iiiiiiiiike D:


I-I-I


Okay :c

That's okay

Guys dig surly chicks

[Bloody Mary]

I'd say her fat butt shifting is a more likely candidate for that.

But that doesn't fit the theme, Otis.

[Malestrom]

I just
The reason I have some thigh fat (Not THUNDER THIGHS :D) is that I don't exercise enough. I gladly admit to staying inside for 80% of the summer playing Blockland. I mean, I doubt Iban and Otis are exactly beanpoles themselves :I

[Bloody Mary]

I just
The reason I have some thigh fat (Not THUNDER THIGHS :D) is that I don't exercise enough. I gladly admit to staying inside for 80% of the summer playing Blockland. I mean, I doubt Iban and Otis are exactly beanpoles themselves :I

Have you ever seen Otis's picture?

[Nickelob Ultra]

I just
The reason I have some thigh fat (Not THUNDER THIGHS :D) is that I don't exercise enough. I gladly admit to staying inside for 80% of the summer playing Blockland. I mean, I doubt Iban and Otis are exactly beanpoles themselves :I

Actually, Otis is pretty fit.  He has a good diet and exercise plan IIRC.  He's done well.

Iban... lets not get into that...

[IkeTheGeneric]

I just
The reason I have some thigh fat (Not THUNDER THIGHS :D) is that I don't exercise enough. I gladly admit to staying inside for 80% of the summer playing Blockland. I mean, I doubt Iban and Otis are exactly beanpoles themselves :I

Otis is actually beefed and I'm pretty tough and skinny myself (if you could relate to a xenomorph)

but Iban is fat and ugly so you two could copulate on a proper day

[Nickelob Ultra]

but Iban is fat and ugly so you two could copulate on a proper day

On account of Iban's inability to talk to people, I'd say unlikely.  Also considering the "bring enough money on the table" option...

[Otis Da HousKat]

I just
The reason I have some thigh fat (Not THUNDER THIGHS :D) is that I don't exercise enough. I gladly admit to staying inside for 80% of the summer playing Blockland. I mean, I doubt Iban and Otis are exactly beanpoles themselves :I

I don't have skinny legs either. They are like tree trunks of muscle.

[Malestrom]

I don't have skinny legs either. They are like tree trunks of muscle.

A female chun li
minus the chun
and the li
and the kung fu

[Otis Da HousKat]

Actually include the kung fu.