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monocle's hair tips 101;
wash hair right when you get into shower, and then apply conditioner to it, let it sit in your hair while you wash your body and masturbate or whatever else you do in the shower, and then before getting out, wash out the conditioner. when out of shower, apply spray on conditioner and heat spray (only in summer, the sun dries out your hair).
if you're going to straighten it, make sure to apply heat glide right before blow drying and right before straightening. won't dry your hair out as much.
if you're going to let your hair sit above your eyes, get it razor'd every other week so that it remains at a comfortable temperature as well as gives you full visibility.