i got my red fb socks out of my locker in gym once and borrowed a girls yoga shorts (also wonderful for showing my bulge B) ) and walked in the teachers office with a straight face. the guy hated me so all he said was "nice shorts" and i was like "uh thanks?"
doing jumping jacks was pretty fun
Why...?
And also, out of all the things he could've said, he decided to comment on tight short-shorts?
Why would you purposefully show a male teacher your bulge? The hell.