Primarily because nothing happens. I must also reiterate Kristen is not related to me
OK OK, but you still forgeted her silly yes?
welp, looks like I just woke poor miss barbara maloney up.
Ah, you're supposed to get in her pants after you dance with a gal!
I walked her home lol. I don't like her but my friend has been trying to get it in with her for years. It was his party
Well, at least you aren't hover-handing her.
Yes, because I'm nervous around my cousin. I was never like that around girls
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Shuddup loser nerd, she's mine!
I'm sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my loveiness.
You're probably some fat loser or one of those tough acting posers. Bring it on.