If there was a texas thread
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But they ass-raped me with bullets, so I had to move on to a navy base with some motherloving guard outside it with a M60.
That's just southern Texas.
STOP SAYING SMART STUFF SKIP!
Texas is full of gays, I mean look at Katamari, Skip and Kira! It's like paradise over there, with their horses.
I love um........
The blue crabs we get from that dirty ass bay in Virginia :D?