I don't think it's that bad D:
It's not. Not even sure how I noticed it. I think I was trying to determine if you actually had a mustache or if it was just shadows and then I realized you had my cheek thing going on. I think you're the first person I've seen with it outside of my family.
Also, don't feel too bad about the mustache. I had a bunch of Thai girls come in at work and one of them had like a SERIOUS mustache going on. It was gross as hell I had trouble looking at her eyes I kept glancing at the mustache oh god how revolting