You're just ugly so nobody wants to date you, dear. (:
I don't understand what Crumpet sees in you, no offense to the lady.
Unless she starts acting like a stuffhead too.
uh, yes
There is a problem with having love with animals. It's illegal and could hurt the animal.
then again you probably resort to the same tactics because nobody wants you.
I would be particularly against it.
Night fox is now commencing procrastination.
I can't tell if that's negative, positive, or neutral towards me, so I'll just take it as a joke.
Or if you're referring to the lady, no, I would not masturbate to her.
She's pretty, but not exactly something that turns me on.
NO FURRY JOKES ALLOWED