What is that thing in the upper right corner?

A curtain that doesn't use an outside string.
They're stuff don't buy them. (This might be because they might be cheaper but I don't remember.)
They look pretty though, that is if you're okay with the being sideways.
are your eyebrows even or is that the light
Oh that's because I was raising one to attempt to seduce but obviously that backfired. That's also why I'm squinting like an idiot. :p