Post real life pictures of yourself.

[KILLERBUNNY]

also, i just got this girl i'm hanging out with to pick all the pebbles and stuff out of my wound. pretty gross.

Sounds absolutely romantic.

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[Beachbum]

Sounds absolutely romantic.

totes.

protip to all the bros out there;

bitches love taking care of people.

[BubbaGum]

so, i just got back from longboarding, and i'm kinda drunk. well, i was texting and i fell and well, my body is no longer beautiful

Idk I find that pretty hot

[._maxwell23461_.]

I have a weak stomach and what is this

[Beachbum]

Idk I think that pretty hot

bubba come take care of me.

I have a weak stomach and what is this

you have a weak stomach and a gaping vagina! ;)

[BubbaGum]

bubba come take care of me.

you have a weak stomach and a gaping vagina! ;)

For a small fee of $1000 a week, sure

[._maxwell23461_.]

you have a weak stomach and a gaping vagina! ;)

sorry but i'm a male

so sorry

[Electrk]

you have a weak stomach and a gaping vagina! ;)

Goddammit, I only have so much room in my signature.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Goddammit, I only have so much room in my signature.

make that signature into an image, then signature that signature.

[Beachbum]

For a small fee of $1000 a week, sure

best i can do is 25.

make that signature into an image, then signature that signature.

sigception.

[BubbaGum]

best i can do is 25.

sigception.

25k? Deal.

[Beachbum]

25k? Deal.

ok.

i'm ready for my sponge bath~

[._maxwell23461_.]

ok.

i'm ready for my sponge bath~

now this I gotta SEE

[Electrk]

now this I gotta SEE

This just in: maxwell comes out of closet

[._maxwell23461_.]

This just in: maxwell comes out of closet

you're being very rude and I dislike it

could be my sensitivity though