Author Topic: Post real life pictures of yourself.  (Read 10218846 times)

i'm no foot special interestist

give the feet to vincent, give me his hair

forget you i just claimed his scalp.

forget you i just claimed his scalp.

I'll pay you $50,000 for five locks of his hair.

Nope. i want the top half of his face. Like mid-nose and up. I want to look into those eyes and see dat hair. You can have the mouth, I know that's all you're interested in. But I am happy to take the torso and legs as well.
No sir. I care about the entirety of his face, not just his fabulous lips. You can have the back of his head, and everything beneath the thighs.

No sir. I care about the entirety of his face, not just his fabulous lips. You can have the back of his head, and everything beneath the thighs.

Zach I will text you a picture of my richard in return for Kniaz's hair and eyes.

It's too late, he's already under my custody, I have taken him hostage.

If you ever want to see kniaz again, you're going to have to send me ten BILLION dollars under my address.

Zach I will text you a picture of my richard in return for Kniaz's hair and eyes.
Send me one on the next 5 minutes and you can have his entire head.

It's too late, he's already under my custody, I have taken him hostage.

If you ever want to see kniaz again, you're going to have to send me ten BILLION dollars under my address.
You are just jealous!

Send me one on the next 5 minutes and you can have his entire head.
You are just jealous!

i'm not interested in the whole head. just the eyes and hair.

i'm not interested in the whole head. just the eyes and hair.
Doesn't matter, you can have whatever you want. Send the picture. ASAP. This is life or death were talking about.



Not only is Kniaz not really hot (sorry, man!), but you guys are pretty weird.

Not only is Kniaz not really hot (sorry, man!), but you guys are pretty weird.
Just for that, you're not getting his hips. Nope.


0/10 used twitter picture service and not instagram no sepia filter either forget you

Just for that, you're not getting his hips. Nope.
Why would I want his hips...?

kniaz would be hote if his hair was better
dont kill me every1