Of course you wouldn't know who Tim & Eric are.
i guarantee that no matter what you did on New Years, i had more fun.
Lets just quote this and leave it here again.
At least you weren't drunk enough to wear a fedora.That would have been ghastly.
No but some random girl gave me a sailors hat and I wore that the rest of the night. :o
She was clearly asking you to spread her sea legs.To enter the poop deck.To give her a private tear. I admit this one is a little stretchedIn case you didn't catch on, I am saying she wanted you to pop her sea-cherry.