No offense, but I have seen old cranky ass ladies that look pretty much like you. I mean, I myself look like a girl, I admit it. Only because my long hair though. :D
It could be a really ugly girl.
Also high-fructose-corn-syrup is more dangerous than the sugar in Jones.
Hurrrrr...
"High Fructose Corn Syrup" is just stuff anyways. It's genetically modified corn, melted in an acid, and processed basically.
Bottom line: stuff.