Touch what? His Adams Apple.. or.....
my adams apple is very large
Or his nose
not into nose love sorry
or his richard
we have a winner
Or his gall bladder
too kinky for me
sorry
or his big toe
i like this idea
or his booty
we have a second winner guy
or his chainban
i dont see why we would have a chainban
but okay
His gaping ass
i think your the winner of the winners
except its not gaping guys emofreak was just going to give him a wet willy
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh
hehehhehehee "wet willy"
you win for punniness